Episode Seven

OK, so there's been some deep, deep thoughts this week at 237 regarding the RoL2. Specifically regarding how little we know about the remaining contestants. We've looked at the info on vh1.com to give ourselves some background, but we haven't really picked up anything from the show except for KJ. Think about it, what do you know about Megan, Jessica, Inna, Ambre, Destiney, and Daisy? By this time last season we knew about Laci's band, Heather's a stripper that's gonna quit, Jes was a hairdresser and had only been in one real relationship, we knew everything about Rodeo and her son, and we knew that Brandi M was also a stripper, had brothers and loved sports. We know something about Catherine (from Montana, has kids, used to be in horror flicks as Elvira) and KJ (serial marrital issues, got a kid). What does anyone do for a living?

Just a thought for mid-week.

On to the show. Allie is predicting a disaster at the VFW.

Opening:
Starting to feed the fire where everyone is out for KJ. The girl's got a target on her back.

Inna's feeling bad. Bret says to "open up and step up to the plate." What the hell does that mean?

And a predition re-iterated from Allie. "If he's sincere about supporting the troops, then he shouldn't do this 'cus it is gonna get ugly in a disrespectful kinda way..."

I'm loving that he's making them pick their pairs. I see a potential cat fight coming down. Damn, I hope so. Megan and Jessica "practiced". Damn I love this show! Could Megan's shorts be any smaller? How bout what's in her noggin? They are reading the preamble to the constitution and Megan has never heard some of these words.

Daisy is gonna sing. Possibly the hardest song you'd every want to try, the Star Spangled Banner. Allie predicts disaster all the way around saying she should have picked "America the Beautiful" instead. I'm backing her up with this.

The Show:
Oh my goodness. These are OLD people. Serious veterans. Bret has made a massive PR mistake. No good can come from this. Is it wrong to continue to watch one horrific train wreck??

Megan and Jessica start stripping. In front of 80 year old veterans Wholly shitake mushrooms!! This is brual. If this keeps up I'm gonna have to start watching American Idol. Allie wants to know if the VFW knew that they were in for a "parade of skanks." I'm thinking no.

Ok, but their stripping was pretty "innocent" compared to what comes next! Destiney shows her ass. Then Inna spanks her ass. Even the young guys in the crowd are losing it on these two. I wish I had something funny or insightful about this, but there is just nothing coming to mind. Thongs for God's sake. The crassness of these two is really beyond words - these are old veterans - so so so tacky.

And Daisy. Dressed like a whore and she screws up the words OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM in front of the Vets. And gets dissed by Jessica. Finally, Jessica says something. Woooo, we have a contestant in Jessica.

We'd like to thank the editors for making this look better than what we think really happened.

Voting:

And Hoola Hoops for our Troops pulled it out. Pracitally nekked in their own right, but nekked with class. Yep, that gets them the date.

Dinner:

And Bret just threw gas on the fire from the get go. Who's here for the right reasons and who for the wrong. Daisy, Megan, and Inna whiffed. He's calling them out and Ambre goes out on the limb. "I'm not one to throw someone under the bus" but here comes the 287 and right on time. Then she throws KJ down hard. That is wrong, wrong, wrong. She called out my girl. Damn, not just calling her out, she just stepped on her throat and kicked her in the head. Allie's thinking that this is a brilliant move by Ambre since she's been so honest and nice up to now that her words carry more weight. And the cat fight ensues. Destiney steps in and it gets ugly. This is exactly what Bret was asking for. And now he's "pissed"??? WTF??? He stirred the pot and then isn't happy with the result. He came off like a little bitch here.

Oh, and Bret then goes to see her. He's a piece of shit here. She was honest back to him and he whiffed. He's calling her crazy and then jerkin her around. Damn I'm envious again.


The Date:
And Allison again states her appreciation for Jessica. Megan gets a little bitchy and talks down about Jessica. Allie then restates her utter dislike for Megan. There's a point here. Megan is hot and thinks that the whole world is gonna be good to her since she's hot. She thinks her hotness is her ticket to everything and she deserves to be on easy street.

Ambre and KJ make up but KJ says that she doesn't care about making up with Ambre. I think we're seeing her personality traits coming clean. The reason she's twice divorced and has issues 'cus she's damned selfish and ready to quit at the drop of a hat. She leaves everything to the other person's call - if he wants me, cool. If he doesn't want me, he should let me go. Whatever. Allie's upset at KJ's reaction is unwarranted since Ambre didn't have to try to make it up with her and it speaks to Ambre's roommate cred more than it does to KJ. None of the the othah bitches would have been so cool as to make the peace with their roomdog.

Back to the date. Megan's hot. Allison still loves Jessica and hates Megan. And they get on about Inna and the battle she had with the woman from the USO. Bret goes on about Inna for a bit talking about how he's lost her in the crowd. Here's where I'm calling BS to our boy Bret. Someone, please, tell me one thing that he's seen in Destiney? Talk about someone who has had a free ride on the show. He's tanking Inna (get it, "tanking" the Romanian love tank) who showed some kind of connection to him and doesn't get onto the lack of effort by Destiney - that we have seen so far. Oh, and Allie says that Megan's boobs are sagging, I'm of no mind on that topic. (Editor's note: They're sagging.)

Pause on the DVR: Allison predicts an exit for Inna with a nod towards KJ. I'm still on Megan's boobs. (Editor's note: Still sagging. Try a bra, on sale now at most major retailors.)


The Elimination:

I've decided, you might be able to tell, that I don't like Destiney. She's combative with no reason to back it up.

We've both confirmed that Ambre is a cut way above anyone in the show in maturity and character.

We're seeing a strong parallel between Jessica and Mia from season one. Cute little hottie and a genuinely nice person. But ultimately too good for Bret (Allie).

Oh, I'm on the total BS machine right now. He's an asshole, and since it takes one to know one, I'm allowed to judge here. He said that he takes responsibility for not spending much time with Daisy over the last few days. He acts so noble, like a freakin knight in shining armor, toward Daisy when he just called out Inna the morning before for not asserting herself and dug up dirt on her at lunch. I'm starting to think that this guy is a real head-case, or he's getting input from other places during the show that makes him contradict previous comments and actions. But, if you are a successful singer/songwriter/musician and you need a reality show to find your "true love", then I can't help you.

Did I mention that Megan's hot???

And the last pass goes to . . . .

KKKKKJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a LOT of jiggle in Inna as she left. The tank has left the amory.

And now Ambre's hackles are up. This could get ugly. Wait, it is already ugly.

See you in two weeks - according to ads, we have a week off before a new one.