Episode Three
OK, we’re havin a RoL gang bang party at #237. Ferguson’s and Nichols have joined in for the viewing. We’ve recapped the last two episodes so that everyone is caught up. Group conclusions:
Bret is looking haggard. Rough just ain’t the word for it.
Peyton is a man and is gonna shock the hell out of Bret at some point when she whips her dick out while they have some alone time. Dug thinks that she’s so excited that she’ll be caught jerking off in bed.
If Catherine isn’t Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, then she’s Lilly Munster.
Attack of the tongue by Frenchy was just plain grody.
How proud are all of our parents to know that we spend our valuable quality time watching this show?
Keep the mashed potatoes away from Inna. That girl has been carbo-loading for a while and looks like she’s ready to explode.
Alright, time to press play.
11:55 Bret has just named himself “a good dad”. That’s just too much. Sometimes this guy’s image of himself is just too much.
11:56 Laci is back. Man, they just can’t get enough of that chick. Talk about taking advantage of a situation. Part of me thinks we should admire her just for workin the system to her advantage – bitch or not. Oh, and the answer is bitch
11:59 The are punchin the doll. Oh this is too rich.
12:01 And Megan closes with “yeah, we got our asses kicked, but at least we looked hot”. How whacked is this? We just learned today that not only was Megan on Beauty and the Brains, but she has an accounting degree. My respect for accountants has reached a new low.
12:03 They ripped the arm off!!! This is awesome.
12:05 Kristy Joe is my girl!!! Somehow I think she’s gonna get punked like circus-boobs from last year. There’s gonna be a gang bang on her as they run her out of the house.
12:10 Thank GOD they had a corset for Inna. That girl is just spilling out all over. Ukrainian Love tank?? I think Bret meant that as a compliment. She sure is a wide load.
12:12 And Frenchy's panties come off. Somebody clearly didn’t get enough hugs (Allison)
12:15 Oh crap, now the house gets ugly. They makin my girl cry. This is just WRONG! Wait, that almost turns into two chicks sleepin together. Always lookin for the silver lining.
12:22 Man, it is getting catty. This is beautiful. Bret’s quote of “marrification”.
12:26 The Nichols are having a debate on the hotness of Daisy. Brenda – not hot. Gary – hot. I’m siding with Brenda, but she does have BIG boobs. Wooooooo!!!
12:30 Elvira/Lilly still makes it? What in the world?? What is he thinking?
12:33 My baby made it!!!!! Yesssss. But Allison’s now sad to see Frenchy go. Our Falstaff has left the building. Comic relief is over. Julie has mused that Frenchy has butt implants. She’s got a point there. Something about how she stands/walks. Allison thinks it is because her breasts are too big for her body – please, that can’t true.
12:36 Previews for next week are great. Especially Aubry’s hair. Very aerodynamic look for a Flamenco dancer. And the quote of the day from Brenda “and there's Catherine’s old neck.”
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Episode Two
12/20/08 Rock of Love II, Episode Two
Thank goodness that the nastiest tattood chick decided to leave. Sure, she was pretty stoooopid, but what a refreshing decision.
What is WITH all of the tats??
Yes, Courtney is a black-out drunk girl.
Aubry looks like Marilyn Manson. OK, the bandana under the baseball hat. This man has big issues with his image.
So they choose the French chick to slur through the instructions. This girl needs to go before the botox and collogen makes here whole face explode. Reminds me of the second season of the Anna Nicole Show when the coke got way out of control
A POEM??? You gotta be kidding me. Belt-buckle bottle opener. That's the girl!!!
Drums? Kung Fu? Destiny could be an early leader.
Merry Me?? This is getting painful.
Who brings belly-dance stuff to the house? Do you just keep that in your trunk like a can of fix-a-flat?
The guitar player used to be a man.
He chose Ambre over Kristy Joe for the date? How wrong is that? KJ is the best looking girl in the bunch. She's my early favorite.
Payton is a cross between Rodeo and Laci. Without the looks or the body. When they do the hormone testing later Bret's gonna be in for a big surprise. Not to mention the pants check.
This is a much better house than the one last season.
Ambre may be the most normal girl in the group. Not musically inclined, her talent is, wait for it, gift wrapping. But then the kissing happens. Bret says she may be the best ever and something's telling me that he's "kissed" a girl of two.
"We make an amazing trio of brains." I can not go anywhere with that. Really, what can a brutha say?
So how many strippers are in this crowd? Starting to see a trend. Great squeeky noise on the boob grab from Frenchy.
Inna is taking the lead as this season's Heather. She will be HUGE in a few more years of feeding at the trough. Better keep down the grazing of Bret's gonna hurt his back.
What is up with the chick with the Elvira hair? We've seen nothing of here, and I think that's a good thing, but that's the worst hair we've seen in a long while.
Allison loves KJ's stones. Catherine made it? She's the Elvira hair. Definite need of a major makeover. She's go the look of an early 70's mill town single mom working at the local diner servin flapjacks. Either that or my third grade art teacher.
Thank goodness that the nastiest tattood chick decided to leave. Sure, she was pretty stoooopid, but what a refreshing decision.
What is WITH all of the tats??
Yes, Courtney is a black-out drunk girl.
Aubry looks like Marilyn Manson. OK, the bandana under the baseball hat. This man has big issues with his image.
So they choose the French chick to slur through the instructions. This girl needs to go before the botox and collogen makes here whole face explode. Reminds me of the second season of the Anna Nicole Show when the coke got way out of control
A POEM??? You gotta be kidding me. Belt-buckle bottle opener. That's the girl!!!
Drums? Kung Fu? Destiny could be an early leader.
Merry Me?? This is getting painful.
Who brings belly-dance stuff to the house? Do you just keep that in your trunk like a can of fix-a-flat?
The guitar player used to be a man.
He chose Ambre over Kristy Joe for the date? How wrong is that? KJ is the best looking girl in the bunch. She's my early favorite.
Payton is a cross between Rodeo and Laci. Without the looks or the body. When they do the hormone testing later Bret's gonna be in for a big surprise. Not to mention the pants check.
This is a much better house than the one last season.
Ambre may be the most normal girl in the group. Not musically inclined, her talent is, wait for it, gift wrapping. But then the kissing happens. Bret says she may be the best ever and something's telling me that he's "kissed" a girl of two.
"We make an amazing trio of brains." I can not go anywhere with that. Really, what can a brutha say?
So how many strippers are in this crowd? Starting to see a trend. Great squeeky noise on the boob grab from Frenchy.
Inna is taking the lead as this season's Heather. She will be HUGE in a few more years of feeding at the trough. Better keep down the grazing of Bret's gonna hurt his back.
What is up with the chick with the Elvira hair? We've seen nothing of here, and I think that's a good thing, but that's the worst hair we've seen in a long while.
Allison loves KJ's stones. Catherine made it? She's the Elvira hair. Definite need of a major makeover. She's go the look of an early 70's mill town single mom working at the local diner servin flapjacks. Either that or my third grade art teacher.
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