Opening:
"country boy is still in my soul"? Has anyone EVER mistaken Bret for Kenny Chesney?? Peg Bundy (Catherine) with the braids!! Does she sell burgers on the side??
Rodeo is back. Wooo-hooo!! Sweet pictures of the fallen contestants, especially Heather. In retrospect, I'm pretty thankful that he didn't choose Heather last year 'cus there'd never be a Season Two.
Megan "they don't know what it is like to go through life being hot. The turmoil of hotness." I know they just settled their beef in LA, but the TV writers can go back on strike for all I care. Those back-screen scribes could never come up with the "turmoil of hotness"? Shear poetry. Shakespeare at its finest. The only saving grace is that she's top five hot so Bret won't dump her just yet.
Damn, where's the weather machine for the rodeo. That would make it great. Bret needs to know that a girl will jsut get dirty for him. Would the parallel of the girls chasing a greased pig and chasing Bret's big fat hog be too much? I didn't think so either.
And no-name (Jessica) gets a solo date. And Catherine's whining. She's pulled an o-fer. Love the outdoor fireplace. That is sweet. Need to petition the homeowners association for that permit.
Group Date:
Dining in the dark. Unbelievable. Talk about a nitch idea. You could teabag someone's glass and who'd know? Just a fantastic idea. And KJ is gettin it on. Way to go baby! Switchin seats, good plan for Ambre. And Destiney has to pull down her skirt . . . from her shoulders. A little stinky pinky for Bret? Or stinky wrist? And he's coppin a feel on Ambre, nice move. What a fantastic restaurant concept and major points to whoever the producer is that found that place for a date.
Man, he's playing total head games with KJ. She's nearly blowing him in Opaque and he responds with "you aren't open for me." What??? I mean, messin with hot chick's heads would be a little fun, but this guy is brutal. Lucky bastard.
Catherine makes the move for breakfast in bed for Bret. Shifting from MCP for a moment, good for her. Way to take the game to him. Way to show some balls, not literally like Peyton can, but a strong move. I don't think it will do anything for her, but that's the kinda stuff he's looking for. Back to MCP. He REALLY needs to take her on a date to a hair salon.
Megan is a dream. There is no bruising her "hot girl" ego.
Jessica's date:
Damn, her skirt is a cross between a postage stamp and a fabric swatch. Add the CFM boots and you just can't miss. Starting the paintball. Bret's doublin. He's got the cammo-dana over the black one. Man this guy's got issues with the hair. Great sound effects "Bret nooooooooooo!" Oh, she's no dummy. She's all about strokin his ego and he's totally into that.
Daisy wants to make sure that Bret sees her when he gets home. Yep, heels behind her ears,she's ready. And Peyton shows up with a note as he enters the house. Yeah, passing notes was cute in third grade and all, but enough's enough for this she-man.
Elimination:
Suddenly thinking my prediction is wrong. The commercial break leading into the date made things look bad for Jessica. Now she looks reasonably strong. Bastards are just teasing us. Jessica was nearly going and now has stepped up. Yep, she's strokin the ego and he's lovin it.
Allie has declared her hate for Megan. Obviously she doesn't buy into the turmoil of hotness.
There's a clear hate for KJ in that house. Women can be so catty . . .
Down to the last three and Allie thinks Catherine stays. I'ma sayin Inna the Love Tank keeps on rollin in the house.
And Inna stays!! And we have to say good-bye to Peg Bundy and the she-male.
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