Episode Five

So during the week we do a little research on last week's episode. We discovered the video at www.rockoflove2.vh1.com of an exit interview with Aubry. They let her know that she was going to be the one who was cut, not KJ. Her response, "Seriously? Oh no, that's embarassing." Yeah, we thought so too, but no where near as embarassing as that hair.

On to this week.

Opening:

Whoah, Big John without the bandana. So this chick is reading. Off the top of our heads, we don't even know what her name is. I quizzed Allison "name something about this girl," - nothing. We can't think of anything about this girl. How do you get this far and be so undistinguishable??

Mud Bowl 2. Sweeeeet. Daisy wants some shoulder pads. Can't she just swing her boobs up onto her shoulders for protection? Yeah, Peyton should be the top pick since she's the one with the penis. Jessica, that's the reader's name, 'bout time we found out. Nice pink lipstick on Bret in the interview room.

Oh, Allie's just declared her fondness for Catherine. I'm loving the weather part of this. Just awesome. Inna's grown from the Ukranian Love Tank to the Love Bus. Is that a compliment or has he seen her eat? Rough tackle by Daisy on Ambre, she showed some game there. Megan sitting out is too funny.

Second Half of Mud Bowl:

Could Daisy be any smaller? And a TD by KJ. Woooooo!!!!! Daisy goes "she-wild". Bret is lovin this Ambre-Daisy battle. Allie's thanking he's so excited he'll have to "take care of business". Who needs the Super Bowl when you got Mud Bowl2?

Preview, is Megan a psycho?? She's talking about "her boyfriend's door."

Game Finale:
Ambre fumbles??? Daisy recovers?? "Get out of my way skanks" - nice. Yeah, she earned the MVP.

Could Daisy say "like" any more often?? And the hostess mentions that Bret "knows this place," at the lingerie store. To quote Bret, "she comes out in a 't-hah' with a 'ho-hah' and a hat." Yeah, he's found his girl. This could be the end of the show today.

Oh, so to the gripe fest that's going on in the smoking area. Whining from the girls that have done nothing to distinguish themselves. But we transition to Bret finding out that Daisy is an absolute ditz. Does she have any idea what his life is like? "Um, like, do you like to travel?" No, he's all about touring as a band, but they never leave town. He's exclusively played the LA Convention Center 1643 times in the last 20 years 'cus airports "scare" him.

Again with Megan and the "boyfriend" comment when she trashes Peyton's note. I'm having flashes to "So I Married and Axe Murderer" crossed with "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". The sad part is that she's smokin hot, but has nothing else to offer. Wait, did I really just write that?? The more I think about it, Bret needs to get on this/her. So far Bret's used the decision making skills of a teenager and sixteen year-old John says that this girl is too hot to pass up. And to be really honest, he could cheat on her and lie to her and I doubt she'd ever know.

This could be a sweet cat fight between Megan and Peyton. As a man, wouldn't Peyton get charged with domestic abuse for beating up a woman that's sharing the same abode? And Peyton is jeasous of Daisy. They're called tits Peyton. And while you're out getting some, have them shave that Adam's apple.

Smooth move by Catherine to make the bet. Girl needed some time. Peggy Bundy. What a parallel by Daisy. Allie and I both give her points for that allusion. That may be better than the Bride of Frankenstein.

Race Track:

Destiney is a just not gettin it. KJ gets behind the wheel. I'm back to likin her chances. Inna throws the boobs out there, but can't drive. Bret has to step in. "All that clutch-burnin is makin my penis soft." Bad call mentioning the restraining orders by KJ. Tryin to be honest, a noble effort, but let's not talk about strongly personal legal issues. Hell, might as well mention a previous bankruptcy and an old case of herp-gonna-lyphis while you are at it.

Peyton's tearfest time. She says, "are you attracted to me?" Bret responds with, "Don't take this wrong, I won't put you in the friend category without letting you know." Allie interprets, "Don't take this wrong, but I'm afraid your penis is larger than mine."

Time for Elimination:

Megan "we have a mental...like, Superman...connection." This chick is not only a moron, but a pure whack-job. Allison's put her in the same category as Brandi C. (airhead, porn actress) from last season. Every time they show her during the elimination she is just empty. Not even sure that the lights are on, but it is clear that no one is home.

Peyton getting nasty. Jessica gets a pass and we've only had two words from her all day. Simply amazing.

Down to Peyton and Daisy. Man versus mouse.

Wow! In half an hour we go from seeing the show end, to thinking that Daisy's going out, to seeing her stay and openly rewarded. Two will go next week with a guest appearance from Rodeo and that cackle of a laugh she has. Can't wait.